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Obama’s Church: Why Hillary Cried – Father Michael Pfleger

Another fire breathing holy Joe has taken center stage of the political process, with more divisive rhetoric spewing from pulpit. The latest maniac of the cloth is Father Michael Pfleger, as he made a visiting appearance at Barack Obama’s church. Letting lose with a no holds bared barb attack on Hillary Clinton, while injecting a racially charged history lesson to support his case.

Unfortunately for Barack Obama he is once again placed in the position of having to denounce and distance himself from another clergymen in order keep the stain of their sinfully stupid remarks from tainting his presidential bid. John McCain is also being plagued by similar problems with John Hagee and Rod Parsley.

All things being considered, we think the problems of race and religious relations that have divided America and the rest of the world, is without doubt the fault of the collective church and the small minded idiots that found themselves running it. It is Sunday morning when America is most segregated when it receives its so-called message for the week ahead.

As these egotistical showmen and women don the cloth for the weekly con they are just as strapped for fresh material as any other performer force to work with the same schtick for too long. Hell, their script is at least two thousand years old and everybody who’s anybody has seen it all before.

These crazy bastards have to find a way to keep packing the house in order to keep fleecing the flock. And for that, they need to give their weekly audiences, bigger, better and more spectacular performances from time to time. After all if they ain’t got no real god-like skills as in healing some poor S.O.B of cancer, making cripples run and bringing sight to the sightless then the skeptics among the congregation are going to stray, taking others with them. Well, it doesn’t take a genius to realize a mass exodus is going to effect profits big-time.

Preachers know instinctively like any low life grifter working the con, they got to break the mark of a little somethin somethin if they want to score big over the long haul. And that takes showmanship, the ability to work a room and be a rabble-rousing crowd pleaser. But no matter how good they are, they find themselves going over the edge in order to out blather the competition, either at home or on the road.

When these ordained god gamers can’t get their own home stadium-like cathedrals to plunder, they hit the road with their traveling act, sometimes setting up a tent with a few cheap mics and only the good-book as a prop. Like three card monty specialists they will strip the hopeful of hope while leaving them broke and hateful to boot. And people wonder, with all the praying and fellowshipping being done in this country why sh*t just seems to keep getting worse. The answer is simple, it is the scummy scanks that keep rising to the height of leadership in the church.

Lets face it, if creeps like John Hegee, Ron Parsley, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, the late Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, Jimmy Swaggart, Jim Baker, Ted Haddard along with the slick and swarthy Benny Hinn are the messengers of God then the supreme being must have one hellified sense of humor. He she or it must be laughing it’s head off watching the knuckleheads feed the minister’s meter while they can’t afford to put fresh bread on the table.

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RetroVision Theater Presents Young and Innocent

A famous star is discovered by her ex-lover, drowned on a beach. Police arrive and arrest the unlucky bastard on the testimony of busy bodies who saw him with the body. He is slapped with a rap of murder and faces trial. Not to go down easy, the sucker makes a break from the court house with the help of a cops daughter that thinks our guy is too cute to be guilty.

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RetroVision Theater Presents Woman on the Run

Frank Johnson, sole witness to a gangland murder, goes into hiding and is being tracked down by the cops on the hunch that Frank is trying to escape from possible bitch slapping payback. Frank's wife, Eleanor suspects he is actually running away from their unsuccessful marriage. Click here to download The Movie Store

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RetroVision Media Reviews Recommends Zen and The Method and Gerald’s Method

You can double your pleasure and double your fun at the twin bill offering of Zen and the Method, or Why Actors Drink and Gerald’s Method now playing at the Center Stage Theatre 48 West 21st Street in Chelsea.

When throwing around words like existentialism, Avant-garde and experimental when referring to theater, one is inevitably lead to believe one is headed for the bleeding edge of acceptable norms in contemporary performance art. Writer/director Michael Wallach dared to take his audience for a thrill ride with his comedy poking fun at just such an effort.

Zen and the Method is a giddy tale of a beleaguered and bewildered actor desperately trying to understand the core reason for performing his no dialog, no movement or plot line of an off Broadway play. Wallach’s story takes his audience to the dressing room of the muted thespian to watch him self-destruct as he is visited by his overbearing, browbeating father insisting he give up his unrealistic dreams of becoming a success in the theater.

Making matters worse, dear old dad has brought along mommy and an old flame from high school that’s too hot to handle for a guy experiencing cold sweats over stage fright. With the weight of the world on his shoulders, and misunderstood by all, our poor protagonist and his fellow cast members still receive raves from an open-minded yet unsuspecting audience. However backstage the edgy wannabes receive the tongue-lashing of a lifetime from a theater critic who uncovers the lack of meaning in the play about nothing.

If the description sounds crazy and borders on the ridiculous, then you got the thrust of Mr. Wallach’s efforts. With all of the schlock that we have seen masquerading as art and hiding behind the adage; art like beauty is in the eye of the beholder, it is nice to see a clever artist pull the curtain back for the benefit of the artistically challenged. This is delightfully entertaining worth a look-see.

Second on the bill is Gerald’s Method, written and directed by Daniel Gallant. This one act play centers on dark side of a suicide by a former student of an acting professor. Taking advantage of a small class size due to the tragedy, two lone students eager for the details of their late classmate demise, they allow themselves to be manipulated into acting out the life of their professors past to explain who thing led to the death of a friend.

With devilishly diversionary skill, Mr. Gallant leads his audience down roads of humor and drama as they are slowly clued in on the real reason for the professor’s curious lesson plan for his emotionally drained protégés. In a word, this story is intriguing. Both these works are worth the price of admission and we are recommending them without reservation.

Here is what you need to know:

The Place
Center Stage
Opened
May 28, 2008
Closing
June 8, 2008
The Shows
Wed – Sat at 8pm; Jun 8 at 8pm
The Price
$18
The Number
212-868-4444

The Cast
Allen Warnock, Kira Sternbach, Brad Russell, Robert Fitzpatrick, Elya Ottenberg, Daniel Zen, Bethany Libeson, Susana Kraglievich, Charles Roby, Kam Metcalf

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RetroVision Media Presents Baby Love

Now 15 years old, Luci grew up alone with her slutty mother in a poor district of London. After her mother's suicide, Robert, her mother's former high-school boyfriend, brings Luci to his home where she meets his rich wife Aimee and their teenage son. However, Robert is not the boy's biological father. Luci makes Robert think that he's guilty of her mother's death, because he left her after he finished university. Nevertheless, she wants to stay with his family in their beautiful home. It seems to them that she wants revenge. The whole family is confused by her strange behavior toward each of them, which is interpreted as sexual advances… Movie description from IMDb

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RetroVision Theater Presents Advance To The Rear

This flick stars Melvyn Douglas Glenn Ford, Jim Backus Stella Stevens posing as a prostitute, and her boss, Jenny Joan Blondell in what we think was the foundation for F Troop the funny TV classic of the late sixties early seventies. Also, Jack Schaefer based this comedy on Company of Cowards, a novel. Click here to download The Movie Store

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Ambassador Joe Wilson Reacts To Karl Rove Subpoena

The bastards can run for a while but they can’t hide for ever.

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RetroVision Media Covers McClellan’s Hot Book That is Heating Up Rove’s Ass

As much as we hate rats and rat bastards, many times it is the only way to get to the truth. This is especially true when the government and the power that runs it is involved. Scott McClellan’s new book “What Happened” leveled the hammer big time on the Bush administration without mercy, leaving Karl Rove’s ass hanging in the wind.

With John Conyers, heading up the House Judiciary Committee shoving a subpoena up Karl’s butt to force some conversation, conversation that Karl and the rest of the White House crew has been thumbing their noses at, maybe the tool needed to give Rove the tight screw he has coming. To date Karl has been playing the executive privileged game saying he and his “Boyz” are above it all.
But this well timed book release is forcing the all the ugly and largely ignored stories of what was really going on behind the scenes that led this country to war at a time that has to have Karl “The Pillsbury Dough Boy” shitting bricks.

If any of what McClellan is saying in his book can be tied down, proven to be true and Scotty boy is willing to come forward to testify before congress, America might get the long awaited show trials of this spanking new century.

Many left and independent thinking Americans have been waiting for a break in the White House inner circle’s silence to get a glimpse of the truth and it looks as though McClellan’s efforts to cash in his chips is going to provide the opening, as slim as it may be. A lot depends how far John Conyers, Nancy Pelosi, Pat Leahy and Harry Reid are willing to go to take these bastards down.

Thus far Rove and crew has been able to dictate the battle ground by being allowed to establish the ground rules for how any congressional questioning would go. Team Rove says: any chitchat he’d agree to will be behind closed doors, not under oath, with no recording devices or written record, of any kind, not even a pencil present.

We say (F) that and so should the legislative branch of government.
Here is where the rubber hits the road, for if congress has the balls to follow through, this break could and should lead to the charges of war crimes the White House is clearly guilty of; if not by purposeful design then by criminal negligence and incompetence.

But the White House is not the only culprit in this madness, as the so-called mass/mainstream media played their role of appeasers as they failed the public miserably by not doing their jobs. It is as much the mainstream media’s fault that the country lost 4500 and counting military personnel as it is an incompetent White House. If these bastards had not bent over and gladly took it up the wazoo in order to remain friends with the powerful and maintain their access, things would have never gotten as bad as they have. It is a shame the media in this country will be positioned to reap the rewards from their cowardice when they cover the eventual show trials.

The only silver lining in this tragic stain on America’s history is the emergence of bloggers, citizen journalist and alternative media.

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RetroVision Media Present God’s Gun AKA Diamante Lobo

Holy man turned ass kicking avenger Father John (Van Cleef) hunts down a gang of criminals, led by Sam Clayton (Palance), who killed a man in a local bar. On the gang's return to the town, they kill the priest, leaving a young parishioner Johnny behind. He now seeks revenge for the death of the holy man. Click here to download The Movie Store

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RetroVision Media Presents Shadow of Doubt

In the Northern California town of Santa Rosa, the Newton's eldest daughter, 'young Charlie', decides that things needs a little cheering up and decides to have her Uncle Charlie come and stay for a while. Much to her surprise, she finds dear Uncle Charlie is already in route. What the family does not know is Uncle Charlie is being pursued by the cops who suspect him of being "The Merry Widow Murderer", a mad strangler wanted in connection with the deaths of several rich East coast widows. Click here to download The Movie Store

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