Another fire breathing holy Joe has taken center stage of the political process, with more divisive rhetoric spewing from pulpit. The latest maniac of the cloth is Father Michael Pfleger, as he made a visiting appearance at Barack Obama’s church. Letting lose with a no holds bared barb attack on Hillary Clinton, while injecting a racially charged history lesson to support his case.
Unfortunately for Barack Obama he is once again placed in the position of having to denounce and distance himself from another clergymen in order keep the stain of their sinfully stupid remarks from tainting his presidential bid. John McCain is also being plagued by similar problems with John Hagee and Rod Parsley.
All things being considered, we think the problems of race and religious relations that have divided America and the rest of the world, is without doubt the fault of the collective church and the small minded idiots that found themselves running it. It is Sunday morning when America is most segregated when it receives its so-called message for the week ahead.
As these egotistical showmen and women don the cloth for the weekly con they are just as strapped for fresh material as any other performer force to work with the same schtick for too long. Hell, their script is at least two thousand years old and everybody who’s anybody has seen it all before.
These crazy bastards have to find a way to keep packing the house in order to keep fleecing the flock. And for that, they need to give their weekly audiences, bigger, better and more spectacular performances from time to time. After all if they ain’t got no real god-like skills as in healing some poor S.O.B of cancer, making cripples run and bringing sight to the sightless then the skeptics among the congregation are going to stray, taking others with them. Well, it doesn’t take a genius to realize a mass exodus is going to effect profits big-time.
Preachers know instinctively like any low life grifter working the con, they got to break the mark of a little somethin somethin if they want to score big over the long haul. And that takes showmanship, the ability to work a room and be a rabble-rousing crowd pleaser. But no matter how good they are, they find themselves going over the edge in order to out blather the competition, either at home or on the road.
When these ordained god gamers can’t get their own home stadium-like cathedrals to plunder, they hit the road with their traveling act, sometimes setting up a tent with a few cheap mics and only the good-book as a prop. Like three card monty specialists they will strip the hopeful of hope while leaving them broke and hateful to boot. And people wonder, with all the praying and fellowshipping being done in this country why sh*t just seems to keep getting worse. The answer is simple, it is the scummy scanks that keep rising to the height of leadership in the church.
Lets face it, if creeps like John Hegee, Ron Parsley, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, the late Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, Jimmy Swaggart, Jim Baker, Ted Haddard along with the slick and swarthy Benny Hinn are the messengers of God then the supreme being must have one hellified sense of humor. He she or it must be laughing it’s head off watching the knuckleheads feed the minister’s meter while they can’t afford to put fresh bread on the table.
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